Mamabird here. Open up those gaping maws, Babybirds, I got a big ol' vat of self-indulgence cookin' up! My personal Top 10 in WUDi history! Oh it's gonna be nice! Swaggering self-aggrandizement? Check! Bombastic braggadocio? Check! Pretentious pomposity? You know it! Vainglorious vanity? Of course! Cocksure crowin' and hifalutin hot air? Check, and check! I'll even toss in some macheezmo to help the medici- um, I mean, the meal go down!

 

I'd like to do what I can to support the petition to adjust College Registration Guideline 2E. The text and storyline of the petition can be found on the discussion page, and I hope you've already taken the time to read it, cause that will save me from a ton of explaining as I make my case. I'll take a different angle with my argument, but the plea remains the same.... please let the UPA know immediately if you agree that the 'death penalty' is a disproportionate punishment for teams late with their paperwork.

It is with great regret that I am announcing my candidacy for the WUDi Board.  Severe lack of interest from the constituency has forced my hand, and I must act to save us all.  As a Board Member, I will spearhead the Board effort to convert WUDi into a bank holding company in order to fast track our application for TARP funding (which I shall also initiate).  

Is this the year?  Is THIS the year that the biggest cats from New York make it to the biggest (ultimate) show on earth?  With strength and size bonuses bringing the total number of Northeast bids to the big show to four, they will be heading to greener fields in Florida....as long as they hold seed (4). 

By way of introduction, I am The People’s Champ, an Ultimate Frisbee player based in the tri-state area. I plan to bring entertaining commentary in a stream-of-consciousness form to the WUDi constituency on a weekly basis (we’ll see how long the weekly thing actually lasts). My aim is to provide a voice for what the masses are thinking, but aren’t necessarily saying for everyone to hear. Send comments, questions, rants, topic suggestions, Paypal payments (I’ll spend it all on the development of youth ultimate, I promise), etc. to peopleschamp at wudi dot org. That’s it for now.

I’m listening,

The People’s Champ